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Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

I’m participating in a political smut performance on election eve at the Center for Sex and Culture. I want to say at the outset that I in no way support eroticizing Sarah Palin — doing so distracts us from the terrifying fact that this person holds office, and, no, it’s not an approprate way to process politico-social anxiety, it’s just freakin’ weird. YKINOK, people.

That said, expect paranormal politics and a corrupt small-town Alaska mayor who encourages oil drilling so she can supply the blood and souls of her mind-controlled constituents to the ravenous vampires dwelling inside the city of counter-Agartha, deep inside the bowells of the Hollow Earth. I’m just saying.

Monday, Nov. 3, 7:30 pm — POLITICAL SMUT NIGHT AT CSC!

Maybe it’s just the super-MILFy Sarah Palin factor, but we haven’t been able to stop thinking about sex and politics this fall. Our Poli-Smut Night will celebrate candidates from both sides of the political spectrum and take your mind off pre-election night questions about the future of civilization as we know it. Expect visits with such luminaries as Hot Mommy Palin, Dan Quayle, George Bush, Hillary Clinton, and more! After all, politics is full of scary-sexy people with high charisma quotients — just like domme houses! After this, you won’t be able to WAIT to go vote!

With smut luminaries Blake C. Aarens, Charlie Anders, Stephen Elliott, Carol Queen, Shar Rednour, Thomas Roche, and Simon Sheppard.

At The Center for Sex & Culture — 1519 Mission near 11th, San Francisco. $5-20 sliding scale. CSC can take Visa, Discover, and MasterCard.