Skid Roche

Red Hots Burlesque Tomorrow Night!!

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

Talk about an embarrassment of BOOM-cha-cha riches… but don’t get your tassels in a twirl, Sassy — my coworker Ruby White, who is performing “Queen of Pain” at the Red Hots Burlesque Cramps tribute tomorrow night, assures me that the Hubba Hubba Revue’s show at the DNA won’t occur until later in the even, y’understand, so you can pack your bug-eyes and hotdog from one juicejoint to t’other for a hey-natty-natty and a hot-cha-cha, if you catch my drift! Miss it not, muthafukka, or you just might turn into a teenage goo goo muck.