Brewers Cope With Global Hops Shortage




Brewers Cope With Global Hops Shortage

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

From Wired:

“OAKLAND, California — At Pacific Coast Brewing here, brewer Donald Gortemiller is reworking his recipes and altering his brewing styles like never before.

“Gortemiller isn’t acting on a spurt of creativity. He’s coping with a worldwide shortage of hops — the spice of beer. The dry cones of a particular flowering vine, hops are what give your favorite brew its flavor and aroma. Prices of the commodity are skyrocketing as hop supplies have plummeted, forcing smaller brewmasters around the United States to begin quietly tweaking their recipes, in ways that are easily discerned by serious imbibers.

“The beer-brewing situation demonstrates how the global-commodity shortage is spilling over to affect diverse industries in unexpected ways. The hop shortage lives on the outer edges of a food crisis that’s prompted riots across the planet, and last month led U.N. Secretary-General Ban-Ki Moon to implore the world’s governments to increase food production to stave off a 40 percent jump in the cost of staples.”

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Image: Wikipedia.

Vanished Republics


Leaders of the MRNC

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

From Wikipedia:

“The Mountainous Republic of the Northern Caucasus (MRNC; also known as the Mountain Republic or the Republic of the Mountaineers) (1917–1920) was a shortlived state situated in the Northern Caucasus. It included most of the territory of the former Terek Oblast and Dagestan Oblast of the Russian Empire, which now form the republics of Chechnya, Ingushetia, North Ossetia-Alania, Kabardino-Balkaria, Dagestan and part of Stavropol Krai of the Russian Federation.”

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Tina Sinatra: Scorsese to Direct Bio on Her Dad

The Winnipeg Sun is reporting that Martin Scorsese will be directing a biographical picture about Frank Sinatra. According to Frank’s youngest daughter, Tina Sinatra, “That means dismissing scurrilous rumours that Sinatra was a stooge for the Mafia.”

“Sinatra admitted it is premature to officially announce Scorsese for the biopic. Initially, she referred to the director as ‘the most prominent Italian-American filmmaker’ working today in Hollywood.

“When Sun Media guessed Francis Ford Coppola, she said: ‘We adore him but he didn’t step up to it.’

“When Scorsese’s name followed, Sinatra offered this: ‘I can’t tell you yet but you’re warmer.’

“Laughing, Sinatra later confirmed it was Scorsese. ‘You’ll be reading about it very soon … oh, go ahead and print it, I don’t care!’”

Link.

Image: Frank Sinatra in 1960, from Wikipedia.

Family Ties in Irving, TX

From CBS-11 News in Dallas I get this report of the bust in Irving, Texas of a company with alleged ties to the Scarfo family. Nicodemo “Little Nicky” Scarfo was the head of the Philadelphia family of the Mafia during its bloodiest period in the 1980s, and was the subject or a main player in a couple of very good true crime books by writer George Anastasia. Scarfo is still in prison, elegible for release in 2033 (when he will be 104).

His son, Nicky, Jr., was almost killed in 1989 by a gunman wearing a Batman mask.

“CBS 11 News has learned that FBI agents have searched an Irving business with alleged ties to east coast Mafia families.

“On its website, First Plus Financial Group describes itself as a company that provides financial and management services to both consumer and commercial businesses. However, according to a search warrant obtained by CBS 11 News, the FBI is investigating if the Irving company has ties to the Mafia.

“CBS 11 News has learned that FBI agents went to First Plus Financial Group’s offices along Highway 114 in Irving on Thursday. In the search warrant, agents were instructed to seize records from 43 individuals and companies. On the top of the list is First Plus Financial Group itself.

“Also named in the search warrant are Nicky Scarfo, Sr. and his son, Nicky Scarfo, Jr. The senior, nicknamed ‘Little Nicky,’ was the notorious mob boss of Philadelphia in the 1980s. The 79-year-old is currently in prison for racketeering and murder.”

Telegraph Article on Victorian Erotica


Telegraph Article on Victorian Erotica

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

Interesting article in the Telegraph on Victorian Erotica:

“Ever wondered what our great grandparents got up to behind closed doors? A new collection of erotica leaves little doubt, says Guy Kennaway.”

“‘I bought my first erotic photograph in the mid-1980s,’ Danny Moynihan tells me. ‘I had come across some photos of Austrian origin of rather portly looking ladies in petticoats playing with sex toys. I thought they were rather amusing.’

“Moynihan is an artist and a curator. He has collaborated frequently with his friend Damien Hirst and has written a novel - soon to be released as a film - satirising the art world. He is also the owner of one of the world’s largest collections of vintage erotica.

“‘At the time I was buying and selling 20th-century photographs with the art dealer Paul Kasmin,’ he explains. ‘In those days photos didn’t really exceed $5,000, though we did own a Violin d’Ingres by Man Ray which we sold to the Getty for $10,000, but that was an exceptional piece.’”

“So presumably, were the dozen or so pictures that started Moynihan’s collection of nearly 500 often explicit photographs, many of which decorate the walls of his Chelsea home, where I have come to meet him.”

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Image: Nu féminin allongé Amélie, by Félix-Jacques Moulin, from Wikipedia

Bernardo Provenzano and the Sicilian Mafia

In the Telegraph I found a review of Claire Longrigg’s book on Sicilian mob moss Bernardo Provenzano, Boss of Bosses: How Bernardo Provenzano Saved the Mafia:

“The story of how a Sicilian Mafia boss remained on the run for 43 years is an extraordinary one. The fact that he spent most of that time right under the noses of Italian authorities in and around Palermo and his hometown of Corleone raises profound questions about the complicity of the Italian state and Sicilian society.

“He was convicted in absentia of 127 killings. His biggest crimes, the murders of anti-Mafia judges Giovanni Falcone and Paolo Borsellino, took place in 1992, yet another 14 years passed before his capture.”

Read more.

Image: Bernardo Provenzano in 1959, aged 26, from Wikipedia.

Italian Police Arrest ‘Ndrangheta Suspects

From the Associated Press (also covered in Bombay News and Deutsche Welle:

“Italian police arrested seven people Friday in an investigation connected to a mob shooting in Germany that claimed the lives of six people last year, officials said….

“The clans are part of the ‘ndrangheta organized crime syndicate, which is based in the southern Italian region of Calabria and is now considered by many analysts to be more powerful than the Sicilian Mafia.

“…The slayings of the six Italians at a restaurant in downtown Duisburg — seen as the latest bloody chapter in the feud — drew attention to the ‘ndrangheta. Investigators say the ‘ndrangheta has eclipsed the Sicilian Mafia largely because of its control of Europe’s lucrative cocaine market.”

Image from www.CIA.gov.

Robert E. Howard, from Wikipedia


Robert E. Howard, from Wikipedia

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

This photo of pulp writer Robert E. Howard on Wikipedia has the following amusing note:

“This is a very well-known photograph of Robert E. Howard taken in 1934. According to his then-girlfriend Novalyne Price, he hated wearing a suit, tie, and hat, yet he went to a studio and had several photographs taken because she liked it when he dressed.”

I have been reading Howard’s Steve Costigan stories. Costigan is a sailor and champion boxer who travels all of the world with his bulldog Mike (or Bill in some stories). He gets into fights a lot and gets chased by evil conspirators. The racial politics are of the times; one of the stories, for instance, is called “Blow the Chinks Down.”

That aside, the stories are remarkably funny and the fight scenes are top notch. Costigan himself is a character not unlike Ring Lardner’s Jack the Kaiser Killer. Oftentimes misspelling or misusage is used for comic effect, giving these ultra-pulpy stories some of the same charm seen in The Catcher in the Rye. It’s a charm that is utterly absent from the overheated, dead-serious melodramas of Conan.

With the imminent Indiana Jones disappointment about to trainwreck its way through the summer, I figured I oughta revisit the writers Lucas was cribbing from in Raiders, which I loved so much as a kid.

No Wandering!




No Wandering!

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

More sign fun at the C.L. Dellums Building.

This is in the window of the C.L. Dellums Building on 14th and MLK in Oakland. It is not what you would call a "good" neighborhood, so the management’s concern is understandable. Nonetheless… "No wandering?"

Tuscan Villa (Far West Edition)




Tuscan Villa (Far West Edition)

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

I’ve always meant to shoot a photo of this weird little cul de sac outside my doctor’s office. It looks to me like Tuscany or some shit. Sometimes when I arrive early, I have been stealing moments of soul-soothing peace sitting there in the Tuscan-Oaktown breeze reading stories about Conan chopping peoples’ heads off and Steve Costigan smashing their faces in.

Mandella Foods Collective




Mandella Foods Collective

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

I lived across the BART station from this locale in West Oakland from 1992-3 and the neighborhood desperately needed a grocery store then. 16 years on and I’ll believe it when I see it. Way to get with the fucking program, Oakland.

Technoskull




Technoskull

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

I love this technowaste toxic skull graphic from this SaveSFBay.org poster at BART. SaveSFBay.org.

Advertising in the Louvre




Advertising in the Louvre

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

I ran across this image, which has a caption that bewilders me. If this is what the inscription really says, eeyow… and if it’s not, someone is a brilliant hoaxster.

"Black-figured lekythos with the inscription: ‘buy me and you’ll get a good bargain,’ ca. 550 BC, Louvre."

Seems like something Bugs Bunny would run across in a Warner Bros cartoon circa 1955.

From Wikipedia.

Lady Chatterley Review

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French filmmaker Pascale Ferran’s Lady Chatterley is a magnificent film. It strips the celebrated D.H. Lawrence novel, which I’ve always found interesting but impenetrable, to its critical core, while creating a portrait of Lawrence’s class politics as well as his longing for passion over obligation. The film is now available on DVD.

Constance, Lady Chatterley, is the wife of Sir Clifford Chatterley, a soldier crippled from World War I. The couple moves to Wragby, the estate near the mine that presumably provides much of the family’s wealthy. With Clifford’s immobility, Constance takes to wandering the grounds of the estate, and meets up with the gamekeeper, Oliver Parkin, a rough-hewn, taciturn chap with whom she quickly forms a crush and begins an affair.ladyChatterly1a.jpg

As the secret affair progresses, other social expectations of Parkin and, more immediately, Constance, come into play. Since Sir Clifford’s injuries leave him unable to father children, he agrees to let Constance seek — secretly — another father for the child, but with stipulations that the child have a heritiage that is “at least decent,” in class terms — a that rules Parkin out, making the clandestine affair even more dangerous since, of course, Constance wants to have and raise Parkin’s child.

As Constance and Parkin become more intimate, Parkin turns out to have as rich an inner life as Constance — in his youth, his mother told him his daydreams made him just like a girl. This revelation occurs late in the film, and it’s only then, close to the film’s denoument, that you really start to understand what Constance sees in Parkin.

Lady Chatterley is marked by stirring performances. Marina Hands turns in what I read as a bright-eyed, dreamy Constance troubled with the frustrations of the too-rigid world — not just her own social and cultural obligations, but the injustice of class overall, a fact underlined by her encounters with Sir Clifford’s mine workers. Jean-Louis Coulloch’h’s Parkin is a rough, practical and in many ways emotionless man within whom dwells a delirious passion, so often weighed down with depression. Constance and Oliver open up new worlds, each for the other. It’s all the cliches you want it to be — every hackneyed romance novel stereotype, rendered with the kind of principled subtlety that both suits the era and makes the subject matter feel fresh despite it’s having been beaten into submission by judges and English teachers alike for eighty-plus years.

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The D.H. Lawrence novel known as Lady Chatterley’s Lover is actually the third version of the story that Lawrence wrote. The versions are sometimes described as “drafts,” but when Lawrence finished a version he set it aside and later started from scratch, so the three versions are remarkably different in a variety of details — for example, no dialogue is the same between version two, John Thomas and Lady Jane (from which this film is adapted), and the third version usually regarded as definintive.

French filmmaker Pascale Ferran says of the third version of Lady Chatterley’s Lover: “Certain aspects of the book excited me, but in my view, it was an impossible book to adapt, unless it were an adaptation so free that I wouldn’t have dared to think of it. It must be said that [the third version] is pretty verbose, and in that respect, the book has aged badly. It’s as though Lawrence, in veiw of his subject’s eminently subversive nature and the censorship that he was anticipating, felt obliged to theorize the novel’s thesis through his characters’ voices: love is stronger than all class barriers.”

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Even so, it seems like Lawrence’s message was diluted by his fear of crossing those boundaries. In the third version, Constance’s lover was a former army officer, putting him almost in the same class as Constance. Here, Parkin should have been a miner.

When Ferran discovered John Thomas and Lady Jane, with its simpler and more direct take on the story and themes, she decided it would serve better for a film adaptation than the third version.

Thank God she did; as impenetrable as I found the third version, there’s a gorgeous story here to be told, and Pascale’s interpretation is a rich version as overgrown with visual symbolism as the Wragby estate is with Lawrence’s fecund and highly symbolic vegetation.

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What’s more, it’s somewhat depressing to view this film both in the consideration of history and in the context of Hollywood’s recently puerile output; there’s full frontal nudity of both Hands and Coulloc’h, in an almost textbook example of how sex and nudity can be used with sensibility as an integral part of a larger story. I’m not sure the MPAA would agree.

The Cesar awards are France’s equivalent of the Oscars, and Lady Chatterley walked away with five of them: Best French Film, Best Actress for Marina Hands as Constance, Best Literary Adaptation, Best Costume Design, and Best Cinematography. Since I haven’t mentioned those last two aspects of this flick, let me tell you that the costumes/sets and the cinematography are nothing short of amazing: in every way, the visuals of Lady Chatterley are a feast, sexy and inspiring from every angle.

If you’ve an interest in eroticism in literature, then Lady Chatterley’s Lover, love it or hate it, is a piece so critical to history that it can’t be ignored. More importantly, it’s a beautiful story that suffered in its best-known version from Lawrence’s reticence in telling it. Ferran’s told it in a new way, and it’s lovely.

Photos courtesy of Kino International. Used with permission.

Roberto Saviano in the National Post




Roberto Saviano by Piero Tasso

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

Very interesting article in the National Post about Italian author Roberto Savino:

“Roberto Saviano, the embattled Italian author of a sensational expose of the calamitous world of the Camorra, the Mafia of Naples, stares with darkly brooding eyes but flashes a mischievous smile when asked what Canada means to the mobsters in his neighbourhood.

“‘I’ll answer the way a Camorrista would say it: ‘Canada is a country full of forests’ — meaning it is a country where it is easy to hide — ‘and it is a place where it is easy to invest. It is our place.’

“It is with an accepting sense of irony that Mr. Saviano says one of the world’s most bloodthirsty and rapacious criminal organizations eyes our country as a safe haven because it is he, a best-selling author and respected journalist, that requires an armed escort, not only at home in Italy but as he arrived yesterday in Toronto….

“Mr. Saviano, 28, has been dubbed the Salman Rushdie of Italy…. When Mr. Saviano’s book, Gomorrah (the title is provocative wordplay on the name of the Camorra and the eponymous biblical city of wickedness) was released in Italy in 2006, it hit with the clatter and punch of a Kalashnikov rifle.”

Read More Here.

Photo: Robert Savino, by Piero Tasso, from Wikipedia.

The Cheeseman Sells Dirt to the Big Dig


Howie Carr
Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

 

Howie Carr in the Boston Herald writes about the case of Carmen DiNunzio, aka The Cheeseman, a Boston gangster who’s on trial for trying to sell dirt to the Big Dig (yeah, you read that right).

Like many true crime writers, Carr feels the need to lay vast amounts of abuse on his subject, who happens to be a bit on the large side:

For the FBI, bringing down the Cheeseman was like shooting fish in a barrel….A very, very fat fish, that is. He weighs 400 pounds, this don of doughnuts, this king of the mozzarella mob. And Carmen DiNunzio can’t keep his bleepin’ mouth shut, any more than he can keep his pants from falling down around his 66-inch waist.

Yesterday, the feds released more information about the arrest of the 50-year-old moron formerly known as the Big Cheese, now the Cheeseman. And you can stick a fork in the Boston Mafia, because it’s all done.

Whether that’s true I have no real sense… but it’s always fascinated me how many writers need to go on about how disgusting, stupid and, well, criminal Mafia figures are… all while kinda half-boasting about their Mob knowledge and connections, as Carr does in this article when he writes of “A retired wiseguy I know.”

UPDATE: More abuse is heaped on the Cheeseman elsewhere in the Herald by Laurel J. Sweet, in a story about an unusual request:

Boston’s once legendary La Cosa Nostra - which for years struck fear in Hub hearts as its hit men painted the town red with blood - sank to a sorry new low yesterday with the Mob’s 400-pound reputed underboss’ pathetic plea for a jail cell with a super-sized toilet.

Whether or not you’re pro mobster… I think it seems kinda lame for “journalists” to be hurling abuse at the bad guys.

Photo from Wikipedia.

Mission Bazaar Next Weekend!


Mission Bazaar

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

Next weekend, the San Francisco Armory, one of San Francisco’s coolest landmarks, is holding its first public event in 30 years. Organized by the producers of the Edwardian Ball and the spectra Ball, the Mission Bazaar is “a unique craft and performance expo that will showcase some of the Bay Area’s most vibrant creative talent.” The event will feature over 100 artists and craftspeople exhibiting creative products, artwork, clothing and accessories. Plus, 20 hours of live performance will feature music, circus and dance acts, performance artists and DJs. Expect gypsy jazz, belly dance, spoken word, beatbox, choral ensembles, fashion shows, puppetry, flamenco guitar and more.

Building owner Peter Acworth said in a press release: “I am very glad that the Armory is able to contribute to the cultural vibrance of the Mission community. The Armory is a building that deserves to be opened to the public and I am delighted that the local community is getting involved.”

In addition to being a great arts event, this is a great opportunity to see the inside of the San Francisco Armory, a 200,000-square-foot reproduction of a Moorish Castle built in 1912-14 for the National Guard and used by them until 1976. It was added to the National Register of Historic Places in 1978 and has been out of use for this time, with a few important exceptions. Several spaceship interior scenes in Star Wars were shot there; until the mid-1990s, the San Francisco Opera used the drill court (the area where the Bazaar is being held) as a location for set construction and rehearsals. It’s the first public event at the building since the 1970s.

Mission Bazaar
Saturday, May 17 and Sunday, May 18
10am-8pm
The Armory
1800 Mission Street @ 14th, San Francisco
Admission: $5 at the door (Children 8 and under free)
www.missionbazaar.com

For more information about the Mission Bazaar, go to www.missionbazaar.com.
For more on the Armory, go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_Armory or www.sfarmory.com

The Godfather as Iran Primer?

John C. Huslman and A. Wess Mitchell contribute an article to the LA Times that originally appared in The National Interest, a conservative jounal published by the Nixon Center. In it, they present the idea that The Godfather can be viewed as a guide to how the US should act on Iran.

The strategy that ultimately saves the Corleone family from the Sollozzo threat and equips it to cope with the new world comes from Michael, the youngest and least experienced of the don’s sons. Unlike Tom or Sonny, Michael has no formulaic fixation on a particular policy instrument; his overriding goal is to protect the family’s interests by any and all means necessary. In today’s foreign policy terminology, Michael is a realist.

…Can any of the candidates vying to become the next president of the United States match Michael’s cool, dispassionate courage in the face of epochal change? Will they avoid living in the comforting embrace of the past, from which Tom and Sonny could not escape? Or will they emulate Michael’s flexibility — to preserve America’s position in a dangerous world?

… I’m ignoring the part where they equate Sollozzo’s attack on Vito at the fruit stand with 9/11. I’m disgusted to hear an attack like 9/11 equated with a near-lethal attack — was America on life support after that day? No, no, no, fucking no. And since Iran wasn’t holding any smoking .38s on that day as the United States (supposedly) lay bleeding in the street, I might imagine the authors are suggesting Iran’s the Barzini to Al Queda’s Sollozzo, pulling the strings while the Turk, who’s “good with a knife,” does the dirty work. Wow, what a compelling metaphor.

This is a very popular but vapid and dangerous brand of cultural commentary. It’s popularly engaged in by college Freshman after their twelfth bonghit, not by serious political commentators. Real life is not a movie, and the Times should be ashamed for promulgating this crap.

Article on Somali Piracy


Jolly Roger

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

Interesting article on Somali piracy from CNN:

Colin Darch was piloting his slow-moving tugboat out of the Red Sea close to Somalia when heavily armed pirates sped up next to him screaming and firing weapons.

He spun his boat, the giant tug Svitzer Korsakov, with its powerful thrusters to create a wall of water in an attempt to swamp the pirates’ speedboat. One pirate was knocked overboard from the rushing water and the boat’s boarding ladder was swept into the sea.

“I had a good feeling that we would get rid of them, but my heart sank when I saw the second boat speeding toward us,” Darch told CNN recently.

He knew that with boats on each flank and almost 20 pirates armed with AK-47s, he and his five crew members would not escape. The pirates rushed aboard, firing their weapons into the air and ordering the crew to lie down.

It was the beginning of six weeks in captivity. “We were told that if we behaved no one would get hurt, but if we did something wrong, we would be shot,” Darch said.

Pirate flag from Wikipedia.

Poop Freeze




Poop Freeze, via Treehugger

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

From Treehugger:

“Dogs can be wonderful creatures, but they do tend to leave deposits, which in most places have to be picked up, usually in plastic bags, and then disposed of. It is often an unpleasant task; that is why we are so excited about Poop-freeze, the new way to keep the environment clean of unsightly dog poop by spraying it with something that freezes it on contact.

“Professional New York dog walker Ilene says ‘I need to be careful because of dog poop laws. POOP-FREEZE makes it real easy.’

“Billy in St.Paul says’Nobody likes pickin up poop but your product makes it fun. Plus it’s environmentlaly friendly.’”

“Fun” seems like kind of a strong word.

No, seriously. Poop-Freeze is not a joke. It is real. It is real. It is real.

Please Do Not Touch the Moon




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Originally uploaded by theskywatcher

No, srsly.

Mikhail Bakunin’s Membership Card from The League of Peace and Freedom




Mikhail Bakunin’s Membership Card from The League of Peace and Freedom

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

Anarchist Mikhail Bakunin’s membership card in the League of Peace and Freedom. For the inagural meeting (September 1867) of this international organization, Bakunin wrote the essay "Federalism, Socialism, and Anti-Theologism." In it, he said "Liberty without socialism is privilege, injustice; socialism without liberty is slavery and brutality." When Bakunin rose to speak, he was greeted and embraced by Giuseppi Garibaldi. There was a standing ovation.

Perhaps Bakunin’s most famous quote is "The passion for destruction is also a creative passion." The narrative Einsteins behind the show Lost decided to appropriate his name for one of their characters.

Information & image from Wikipedia.

Vinny Gorgeous


Vinny Gorgeous, US Attorney’s Office

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

U.S. Attorney’s Office photo of Vincent Basciano.

For some reason, Vincent Basciano, aka Vinny Gorgeous, reputed head of the Bonanno crime family, is the subject of an AP story about the kind of language he uses in his private letters:

Some of [Basciano's] letters from federal prison, which are being intercepted and scrutinized by authorities, are full of such words as “thespian,” “flippant” and “sagacious,” his lawyer said Thursday.

A new form of gangland slang, or a coded message to fellow wise guys? No, attorney Ephraim Savitt said, just vocabulary Basciano wants the recipient — his 7-year-old son — to learn.

He wants the kid to go to college and be a success,” Savitt said, claiming his client’s fatherly aims are being frustrated by authorities’ slow pace in reviewing the letters.

Basciano “enjoys using $10 words and uses them correctly, I might add,” his attorney said.

Seems like a non-story to me except for the weird violation of Basciano’s civil rights by prison officials scrutinizing and disclosing the content of his letters. Except it’s his lawyer quoted by the AP. What exactly inspires Basciano’s lawyer to disclose this information to the press, given that it’s prison officials who are reviewing the letters?

Erudite mobsters being one of my life’s obsessions, I hereby document Mr. Gorgeous’s proclivities at Skid Roche, with a big fat WTF appended.

Lake Powell


Lake Powell

Originally uploaded by Wolfgang Staudt

Incredible photo of Lake Powell in Nevada, 350km north of Vegas, by Wolfgang Staudt — found it on Flickr via Treehugger.
I wonder if it has a lake monster.

Conservative Elected Mayor of London


Boris Johnson, by Adam Procter

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

Photo of Boris Johnson, new mayor-elect of London, by Adam Procter, from Wikipedia.

From the International Herald Tribune:

Boris Johnson, the floppy-haired media celebrity and Conservative member of Parliament who transformed himself from a figure of fun into a plausible political force, was sworn in as mayor of London after an electoral victory that was a resounding rebuke to the Labour government of Prime Minister Gordon Brown.

Johnson’s self-deprecating sense of humor showed Saturday as he joked about nearly tripping on his way to the podium after signing the declaration of office. He was to officially take over as mayor at midnight Sunday.

“Until that time, I imagine there are shredding machines quietly puffing and panting away in various parts of the building,” Johnson said, according to The Associated Press.

London now has a floppy-haired conservative named “Boris” as its mayor. This is a strange decade.

Love in the Dark




Edison Carbon Bulb by Terren

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

Treehugger, lobbying for a switch to compact fluorescents, quotes the following dubious statistic:

17 percent surveyed by Sylvania would skip sex if they didn’t have to change a lightbulb for over ten years.

We’re no fans of abstinence campaigns, but okay you other 83% percent, it’s not a lot to ask to help out with things environmental. To tell the truth, no sacrifice is required — you can have your green lovin’ and not have change your lightbulb too,

I read the whole post and still haven’t the faintest idea what lightbulbs have to do with sex, unless it’s that 83% of people like to fuck with the lights out, and that 17% don’t understand WTF Sylvania is talking about.

Light bulb by Terren, from Wikipedia.

Schochwitz Castle




Schochwitz Castle

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

For some reason, Google text ads gave me a link to this German castle for rent. Probably because I called somebody a Scheisskopf by Gmail.

Anyway, the place is about 200km from Berlin, near the town of Halle. For 90 Euros per person, you get "rental accomodation on 1 complete level of this historical castle," three individual double bedrooms for rent, with showers (authentic? I think not…) plus one twin room, a sitting room, a 12-seat dining room, music room with grand piano, cinema room, conference room, meditation room, and yoga room.

It is located in a "secluded tranquil hamlet" with stunning scenery. Vegetarian breakfast is included in the price. Yoga? Meditation? Vegetarian breakfast? Ich denke nein.

www.castleschochwitz.com/

Mission Dolores Cemetery




Graveyard 7

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

Sometimes when the world goes to shit and morbidity ensues, what an old school death obsessed MF needs is a trip to the cemetery to remind him that thirteen men walk into that graveyard, twelve men ever walk back. When the time comes, we’re so lucky if seven chorus girls will sing us a song.

In pace requiescat, Mr. Karrigan.

Dr. Isaac Thompson’s Eye Water




Feeling Thirsty?

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

In a side room of the chapel at Mission Dolores in San Francisco, there is this weird set of exhibits that kind of felt like they had no rhyme or reason. I’m not sure what this ocular quack cure is doing in a glass case at Mission Dolores, but I love it.

It’s THE genuine eye water. Its merits stand unrivaled!

Dr. Bell’s Pine Tar Honey




Pine Tar Honey

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

Label in a museum case at Mission Dolores, San Francisco.

Lady Marmalade




Lady Marmalade

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

How does an old-school crock of marmalade make it into a museum case in a historic Catholic church? Who knows? Who cares?

no más de chihuahuas




no más de chihuahuas

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

Poster under an overpass, Howard Street, San Francisco. You know, the title sort of says it all… I am sure there is a deeper meaning to the chihuahua saying “no más” but fuck if I know what it is.

Bay Bridge, May 2008




Bay Bridge, May 2008

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

The Bay Bridge is kind of considered the utilitarian ugly stepchild of the Golden Gate bridge, but from the right angle it is gorgeous.

May Day




May Day 5

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

May Day march on Mission Street in San Francisco, 2008.

Blowin’ In the Wind




Blowin’ In the Wind

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

Street musicians, San Francisco, May 3 2008, in front of the Ferry Building. These dudes were playing "Blowin’ In the Wind" on the steel drums. WTF?

Mexican Flag




Mexican Flag

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

Mexican flag flying over San Francisco, courtesy of The Armory. We raised the flags in celebration of Cinco De Mayo, which also happened to mean they flew for May Day.

Factory, Alameda




factory, alameda

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

Whenever I pass this amazingly cool f*#!!-ing enormous factory in Alameda, California, I think “I should take a picture of that some time.” This time I remembered.

Alameda is a freaky little town; with its tree-lined streets and strangely old-school buildings, it feels like it is lost in the 1950s.

One of Alameda’s most famous natives, by the way, is Gen. Jimmy Doolittle, who led the WWII raid on Tokyo immortalized in the second half of the oh-so-great movie Pearl Harbor.

Least Tern (Maybe), Chinatown, Oakland


Crane or Heron, Oakland

Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

Spotted this bird sitting on a dumpster in Oakland, and liked the looks of it. We were on our way to dinner, but that’s not what I mean. Pony Girl says this kind of bird tends to gather in the park near our place in West Oakland. She took a picture when she first saw one; she called the Golden Gate Audubon Association and they said based on her photo it was a Least Tern.

It does not look like a Least Tern to me, but WTF do I know. I still think it looks cool, and I like the dumpster in particular.

Update: docbrite informs me that this is definitely a Black Crowned Night Heron.

Alien Vs. Hunter




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Originally uploaded by Thomas Roche

Sometimes it is almost frickin’ eerie. I spotted this dog on the shelf in Alameda, was about to upload it to Flickr to make fun of it. I mean, Alien Vs. Hunter? Way to pass off a fourth-rate knockoff as a famous franchise, albeit a not-that-good one, and way to probably make bazillions doing it. And why isn’t it, like "Space Traveller Vs. Hunter" ? Was "Predator" successfully trademarked, but "Alien" wasn’t? I was tempted to question what kind of choad would fall for this marketing, but that’s just mean-spirited — the ill-advised moviegoer doesn’t need my abuse, s/he gets plenty of it from Hollywood.

Thinking I was oh so clever, I figured "WTF? I’ll link to these MFs site," and found this on Slashfilm:

Found this photo on Flickr. I wonder how many stupid people rent this direct-to-dvd rip-off thinking it’s part of the AVP (Alien vs. Predator) series? The film has an estimated budget of $500,000, and is currently getting a 1.4 out of 10 user rating on the Internet Movie Database. Produced by The Asylum, a company known for it’s cheap rip-off DVD movies, which also includes: Transmorphers, Snakes on a Train, I Am Omega, Da Vinci Treasure, HG Wells’ War of the Worlds, and Pirates of Treasure Island.

Either great minds think alike or shitheads never differ. And that is one damn impressive resume — "Transmorphers?" Daaaaayyyyaaaaayyyyyaaaam that’s shameless.

It all reminds me of the Hamster Vice vs. Malibu Mice era. Does anyone else remember that or did I just hallucinate it in a Drano-snortin’ mescaline nightmare?

links for 2008-05-04

  • Philipp Freiherr von Boeselager, believed to be the last surviving member of the inner circle of plotters who attempted to kill Adolf Hitler in 1944 with a briefcase bomb, died Thursday. He was 90.
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